Governor OKs Michigan fireworks sales expansion … Michigan used to have a fairly restrictive list of legal fireworks, but apparently those days are over. Great. Just what I wanted. Well, at least I won’t complain about the police not enforcing the law anymore. Maybe the actual result won’t be as bad as the last few years, where my neighbors shot off just about anything that makes a loud noise and showers sparks everywhere. I really don’t like private individuals shooting off fireworks near me. But I suppose that is infringement of their constitutional right to blow shit up. Can’t have infringement of that sort of right, can we?
At least more people will be able to sell fireworks here. That’s jobs creation, isn’t it?