On my way home from the gym tonight, going up and down the radio dial, I encountered the dulcet tones of the song “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
No, I am not making this up. One of our radio stations, as of 5 p.m. today, October 28, switched to all-Christmas song format. Let me repeat the month for you, in case you don’t know if you read that right: OCTOBER. Just in time for Halloween.
See, I have independent confirmation of this: Time to carve that pumpkin to the sounds of the Grinch
If you’re looking for me, I will be off somewhere jamming ice picks through my eardrums.