Then again, newspapers are written at junior high school reading level (or at least were, before Gannett dumbed them down further), so maybe it’s not such a bad thing.
More news soon. Anticipate sesquipedalian, circumlocutory exposition anon.
Edited to Add (12:40 a.m. 1/15/08): I noticed, after I posted the first time, that there was a small text advertisement directly under the graphic. I’ve taken it out, especially since it was for payday advances (which are utterly evil). That means by tomorrow the graphic will probably break or something. If this post disappears, well, not much will be lost anyway, will it….